“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
“It represents a candle,” he said.
“You may pass through the pearly gates,” Saint Peter said.
Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The man replied, “They’re Carol’s.”